the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!