- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to have no superpower

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Pointless Super Powers