- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the ability to levitate

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to die on command.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to turn into a pebble

power to age faster

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Pointless Super Powers