The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!