- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to absolutely nothing

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make everything worse

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

Pointless Super Powers