- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to read your own mind

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to swim on land.

The power to fly in tornadoes

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to open a door that was already open.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Pointless Super Powers