The ability to poop glue.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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yo mama

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to become translucent

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power of learning

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!