- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to read your own mind

the power to half transform to something.

The power to swim on land.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Pointless Super Powers