The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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to do nothing

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!