- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Vanilla scented blood

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

power to age faster

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Pointless Super Powers