The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to jizz money

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!