The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to smell whore

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!