The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power of women's rights.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!