The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!