- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to burn the sun.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to make water expire.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to poo.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

Pointless Super Powers