- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to be an idiot.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to change your urine to any color

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to time travel to the present

Pointless Super Powers