- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to self destruct

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to like this post

To have the power to breathe

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

the ability to die on command

the power to morph into yourself

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to smell people's moods

the power to do nothing

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

Pointless Super Powers