The power to give the wrong directions

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to burn the sun.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to predict the present

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!