The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never come into existence

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Aweonao

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!