- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to die on command.

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to orgasm with your mind

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to die

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Pointless Super Powers