SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to hovertate

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!