The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to obey gravity

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to be an idiot.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!