The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be a gamer

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to become demented

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!