the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!