The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to be french.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!