The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to not be Batman

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!