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The power to write about pointless superpowers.
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.
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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.
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The super power to shine in daylight
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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The power to have no powers
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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.
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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The power to serve the Lord Dog.
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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kabloooeeey!!!
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it
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The power to become a laptop forever!
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
