The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!