The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power think five times slower.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!