a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to get hard at will.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!