The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!