The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to turn food into shit

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!