The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Liam Brudenell

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!