The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power of christ ;)

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!