The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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mint berry crunch

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!