the power to jizz money

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!