The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!