The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!