- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to have a V8

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to die on command.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to smell water.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to turn into a magikarp

Pointless Super Powers