The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to be in AA.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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boo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!