The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to swim in water.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!