- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

ability to run very fast forever

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

the power of being yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!