the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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75% levitation

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power... to move you.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!