- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power of women's rights.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to get arrested

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power think five times slower.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

Pointless Super Powers