The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to die at will

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!