The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!