The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to like this post

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to break a Nokia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!