- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to control mealworms

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to die on command.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to go to hell.

The power to turn any object into food

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

Pointless Super Powers