- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to think oppositely

being black

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to fold paper seven times

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Pointless Super Powers