The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!