- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to die at will

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The ability to jump

power to transform into a dick with legs

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

Aweonao

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to microwave bread

Pointless Super Powers