The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to see through glass

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!