The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!