- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The power to poop without wiping

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Pointless Super Powers