The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to have no powers

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!