The power to microwave bread

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to fly when in something flying

kabloooeeey!!!

The ability to be poor for life

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to die

To have the power to breathe

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell people's moods

the power to do nothing

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to break a Nokia

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to break bones at will.

the power to see stuff

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!