The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!