Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!