- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to fly but only in your room

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

the power to get sick

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Pointless Super Powers