the power to sit

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!