The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to read your own mind

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!