- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power of learning

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to break a Nokia

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to drown on land.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to make yourself forget your life

Pointless Super Powers