The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to fly while under water

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!