the power to fart your way to the moon

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to become famous on vine

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!