The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to look like yourself

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to become demented

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!