The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to eat bread

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of being pointless

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to scare female plants.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The Power to Power

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!