- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to make a pointless superpower.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

A good Kisser

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to part hair.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be powerless

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Nope. Just nope.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to eat ass.

Pointless Super Powers