- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

To be able to summon old people

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the ability to look into your brain

To pee standing up.

Pointless Super Powers